Forget resolutions, I’d rather think of things I’d like to accomplish this year.

1. Push the gold statue man off his box. I think this everytime I see him. I doubt I will ever do it, it’s so cruel, but I’m intrigued to find out how he’d react…maybe I could get someone else to do it.

2. Blow a party blower in a bouncer’s face. Last year, I was able to fulfil my dream of shouting “I’m 22!” in a pissed off tone at a bouncer when getting IDed (it worked), so this year I’d like to expand on that.

3. Get into University. I cleverly picked the same course in every Uni, 4 of which require the same entrance requirements - ABB.

4. Successfully steal a pitcher glass from a pub. I almost managed it the other week but was forced to leave it outside another place and on my return it was gone. :’(

5. Do a picture using chalk & charcoal. It’s been too long…

6. Change the sites layout. Not holding out much hope for this one though.

7. Not get swine flu. I survived Swine 09 so let’s hope my luck continues.

8. Not get AIDs.

Hope that didn’t turn too resolutionish towards the end then.