Cause while you’re reading about how the state “is an enabler not a provider” and “the nation of every country dwells in the cottage” you’re thinking about how much you really want - no, need - a pair of designer sunglasses, that they should make those really cute shoes you saw in that magazine in girl sizes (the author agreed) and that Chad Micheal Murry’s hair in One Tree Hill AND Freaky Friday is repulsive.

It’s really hard to revise… :’(