I have to do possible solutions for the ICT coursework but I don’t have;

Publisher

Access

Outlook (I think)
NOR DO I KNOW HOW TO USE ANY OF THEM. I have word, and excel and I’ve almost finished words description, but I don’t know how to use excel anyway.

Scott just said,

“Yeah, but you’ve used them all in ICT over the past 2 years.”

DOES HE NOT REMEBER THE P.E TEAHCER TAKING US LAST YEAR?

DOES HE NOT REMEMBER THE CONSTANT “Scott how does this work?” FROM EVERY PERSON (Including the teacher) EXCEPT KIRUBIN?

*Head explodes*

Well…yeah I’m quite busy, I have an R.E test although, it’s more like ‘Jewish Beliefs’ in the lessons, and a geography essay to write. I think I have some other homework to, but that isn’t important really.

Some people coming over at 8, Mum bought chrisps (we never eat them) and I was like, “Woah..we have coke and scones, awesome :D” and opened the cupboard and saw some walkers ready salted and started shouting, “WHAT’S GOING ON? WHAT’S HAPPENING?”

I was then told and had to clean the study, dining room, hall and living room.

I hope get some extra money for it, I need to buy birthday presents, and it’s a long weekend this week because the joos have Yom Kippur on Monday and aren’t allowed to do anything. They make them do a special fast even if someone has to take tablets or is diabetic.

Bastards.

Hmm let’s see.

Ofstead came and went. They didn’t like Tom’s Scottish accent in English, but everything else went without a hitch.

I r still watching bleach, up to episode 43.

I still have homework, but I did that ICT.

I deleted something yesterday that had never been used before, but happened to be vital in order for the sound to work on the computer. But, I wasn’t techincally my fault, because Dad’s the one who moans the computer is slow because there’s too much of MY stuff, BUT IT’S FINE FOR ME, AND IF HE DIDN’T STOP WALKING OFF AND LEAVING 4 PROGRAMS RUNNING FOR 5 FUCKING HOURS, HE’D SEE THAT. AND I ALREADY DELETED THE ENTIRE SERIES OF CHOBITS AND THE ONEGAI TEACHER EPISODES I HADN’T EVEN WATCHED, AND THE STUPID TRAMP STILL COMPLAINED.

I fixed it.

and I went to the circus ^_________^
but that was about 8 days ago I just forgot to say that it was funny, or forgot that I had said I’d gone.

Yesterday I went to the theatre to watch a famous play calld “All my sons” (Yeah I’d never heard of it either) some guy from Buffy and Angel was in it, but I don’t watch them so I didn’t care who he was.

Walking around the city centre at 10pm was fun though, you see a lot of interesting people.

Yes, it was real.

Arr, I hope yee all had a fine international pirate day yesterday, oi know oi did when oi remembered!

I was going to draw a picture of a piratey nature but…I got sidetracked…and I didn’t get round to it.

BUT PIRATES ARE FOR EVERYDAY, AS ARE NINJAS. Pirate Ninjas are the ultimates though.

Anyway, I curently have stabbing pains in my chest, feels like my ribs are being little bastards again and growing into each other.

Toodles!

So much homework…

*faints*

Started a new picture, but I haven’t finished it yet, but after a while I had a great idea for it, but there was no space and I can’t be arsed drawing it again…maybe I will get around to it eventually.

For now, enjoy the unfinished version.

I’ve just started watching the 96 (urgh) episode show.

IT

IS

AWESOME.

I mean, I knew it was popular but christ it throws Dragonball Z out the window. (No offense Emma) ^_^;
But best of all the main character is an orange top like Kyou from Furuba!

Did I spell chemistry right? Ah I don’t really care, anyway, the point is, the teacher is scary. There’s something about the whole tall, thin, short hair, angry scottish voice, constant frown and similarity to Miss Hooley that scare the hell out of me. I get the shakes when Scott starts talking because I think she’s going to flip, even though we’re like, 8 metres away from her.

(EDIT (30/06/08): Oh my God I can’t believe I was ever scared of this woman. She is a bloody legend. Love her to bits now she’s dead funny. EDIT OOOOOOOOVERRRRRR!)

On a happier (sort of) note, offstead are coming! HUZZAH! It just had to be after Mrs Kenyon left and the new food tech teahcer cleaned the room up. BLOODY BRILLIANT. Shame she got depression and retired, she would of had stress having to hide all the mouldy spoons.

Mr Barton wants me to bring in my old maths books, tests and homeworks from maths last year to show the inspectors. I threw the tests and homeworks away in a mad tidying up session months ago, and I’ve doodled in the books. Here’s some examples:

So yesterday, I decided to have the daily recommended 8 glasses of water.

Afterwards, I felt great, but full of water, and thought, “That was easy! I could do that everyday!”

This was followed by 4 trips to the toilet throughout the evening.

This is why no one listens to the government.

THEN, today in physics Mr Walton said, “If you drink lots of cold water you lose weight, because it burns carbs using the energy to do whatever the hell you do with it.”

I could do this everyday indeed.

So yes, I am.

I had loads of stories to tell but I’ve forgotten them…

gimme a few days to draw em up…maybe…otherwise I’ll write them